how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
(Source: lameingtons, via aspire-to-be-elsewhere)
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
actually, yes, that’s what they want you to say
(Source: bookercatch, via aspire-to-be-elsewhere)